Friday, June 05, 2009

The little joys in life

Considering that I have to park in supermarket parking lots every day, I am no longer concerned about dings and scratches. So it gives me great joy to inconvenience assholes like this on a rainy day.
Yes, my car is the one on the right, perfectly parked between the white lines.
I only wish they weren't crooked so I could have parked closer to their door.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Another piece of Zappa history

Yet another piece of Zappa's "Conceptual Continuity."
Of course, I don't expect this video to ever see the light of day as long as Gail Zappa walks the earth.
Not to mention that the web page design is dated almost 2 1/2 years ago.

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Why not, right?

Thanks to O&A for pointing this web site out (click the picture).

To paraphrase Keanu Reeves in Parenthhood, "Any butt-reaming asshole can be a parent."

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Son of Me! Me! Me!

Contrary to popular opinion, 12 of the same item does NOT count as one item in the express lane!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Pinnacle

American Prog at it's finest.
Dust in the Wind? Could not be further from representative of their output.

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Oh, Uncle Paul!

A classic from the dawn of MTV...back when we were allowed to have a fucking sense of humor!

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

After Dark

Rockin' out with After Dark at Arthur's in Sparta NJ!

Mark
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Sent from my Blackjack II

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

As if Pennsylvania didn't have enough pests!

I decided to do a Google search of these "stink bugs" that have become rampant here in western NJ, and occasionally find their way into my home.
Turns out it's a "true bug" that are coming from eastern Pennsylvania!
It's bad enough I have to deal with their drivers, now I have Penn to thank for these annoying bugs as well!

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

Is it just me?

I was at my mom's house earlier tonight, and she was watching Celebrity Apprentice. Not having seen them in quite some time, I was shocked to see what Joan and Melissa Rivers have morphed into.

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Why can't women just age gracefully? Plastic surgery does NOT make you look better! It makes you look PLASTIC!

Women should consider plastic surgery to be like a man's toupee. If it's going to be obvious and NOT an improvement, then why bother? You only draw more attention and ridicule to yourself.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

How great would this be?


Found this bit amusing. I would gladly agree to all of this if I could retire in 5 years!

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 The Business Section of the St Petersburg Times asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix
the Economy?"  I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Americas economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents
pay their taxes...


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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Oh no!


Okay, so the condo downstairs from me seems to have been sold. It would have been nice if it were sold 6 months ago because I took a beating on my heating bill this winter having a cold dwelling below me.
Anyway, the woman (of course it was) driving this vehicle may or may not be the new owner/resident. If it is, she better do a better job of parking when she parks in her assigned spot which is next to mine!
Why is it that more often than not, the people driving these tanks don't know how to judge them?

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CNN Breaking News


Okay, I feel bad for the animals, but how does anyone over 40 read about this story and not think of the Honeymooners? ;-)
 
 
 
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From: CNN Breaking News
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:48 PM
To: textbreakingnews@ema3lsv06.turner.com
Subject: CNN Breaking News
 
-- Pharmacy that supplied medicine for polo ponies that later died says the medicine was incorrectly prepared.

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Botanists Shocked by Porcupine Tree Discovery


A little mild humor for today. :-)
Click on the picture for the story.

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