Wednesday, June 01, 2005

They're telling us because....?

By now you've heard the latest news from the U.S. Department of Who Gives a Shit?
"Deep Throat" unmasked!


That was almost 35 years ago! Is there anyone who really cares anymore? Nixon's dead. W.M. Felt himself is 91 and senile.

Why is this news?

I guess we need something to keep us going...we've still got another 33 years or so before they release to the public the files on the Kennedy assassination. Something else that no one in 2038 will care about.

One month, two weeks, four days, 16 hours
1946 cigarettes not smoked, saving $437.90
Life saved: 6 days, 18 hours

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